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Denzel Crocker

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how our war3evo family came to be
« on: July 18, 2017, 03:39:08 pm »
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Dagothur, an immigrant from the war-torn city of Doublecross, started this family. One day, he got married to the beautiful and rich ChesyGarlicBread. They settled in  War3Evo City and had a kid, Sebby. This is where things start to get weird.

You see, Sebby, Tyler, and Jax were in a weird relationship, each marrying the other two (in War3Evo city, marrying more than one person is allowed). Sebby and Tyler had no kids between each other. Between Sebby and Jax, the two became the proud parents of Mystic. Mystic would grow up to marry Panfex, and the two would become the happy parents of Chumi. Chumi grew up in a relationship with Stewie, and, after dating for nearly 5 years, married and a kid named Gary. As he grew up, Gary grew feelings towards his best friend Tuffbob. The two began dated and after two years married. And they would give birth to a lot of kids.

Gary and Tuffbob had a total of 11 kids. In order from oldest to youngest: DeadMeme, Zaster, Caroline, Shadow, Waluigi, Moony, KMGamer, Servitz, Robin, Egpta, and Headphonezy. We'll get to DeadMeme, the oldest, in a moment. Zaster, the second-oldest, went on to marry Bandmeca. Caroline, the third-oldest, the War3Evo City mayor of 8 years Phobos. The fourth-oldest, Shadow, went on to work at an insurance claims company, where he met Slime. The fourth-youngest, Servitz, met Milk one day during biology class in 10th grade. They started a relationship but ended it after 3 years. Thankfully, Servitz found new love in Clairnet and the two have been dating since.  And finally, the third-youngest, Robin, met and found love in V91 during a blind date. Waluigi, Moony, KMGamer, Egpta, and Headphonezy remain single to this day. Meanwhile, Tuffbob, with Gary's consent, choose to adopt Boomer, who was a bright young fellow in between Caroline and Shadow in terms of age, and whose parents that remain unknown to this day have been missing since they went on an expedition in Uganda. Boomer would later go on to marry DOBD.

Between Tyler and Jax, the two to CL4P-TRAP. Jax also personally adopted Nymphie, even though both Tyler and Sebby were reluctant at first due to the fear that CL4P-TRAP would not like his new sibling. CL4P-TRAP was a rowdy one, hating his original name and always wanting to change it R4sputin, although Jax and Tyler objected to this (Sebby approved of this but because CL4P-TRAP was Jax and Tyler's kid he didn't have the ability to do so). Nymphie would grow up to marry Fire. Fire was a wonderful, caring person who always dreamt of adopting a child of his own. Nymphie eventually agreed to adopt a child and the two choose a timid little boy named Jerry. Jerry was a quite, shy, but very bright little boy whose favorite toy was a fish wrapped in newspaper. Jerry would grow up to marry DeadMeme, the eldest child of Gary and Tuffbob that I already mentioned, uniting the families together in a way that they thought wasn't possible.

Meanwhile, CL4P-TRAP was unfortunately unable to find anyone to date. Jealous of Nymphie having an amazing and loving husband and a wonderful little kid, he decided to adopt a child of his own: a rebellious little bad boy named Wolfie. Wolfie was a rough boy in high school, and as a result many girls and even some boys crushed on him. Wolfie rejected each and every one of them, thinking he would never find true love, but eventually he warmed up and got into a relationship with class genius Denzel Crocker. Denzel Crocker was a weird man with an obsession with fairies, but Wolfie found that endearing. Together, the two had two beautiful kids: Spicy and Glitch. The eldest, Spicy, was a troublemaker in high school, and because of this he and fellow troublemaker Muenster Monster found each other the perfect beau. Glitch, the youngest, is in grade 9 and is still trying to figure out the perfect girl to ask out on a date.

yes, i just randomly came up with this in my head. should this be the official history of how our gigantic family came to be? i can alter it if anyone feels like they want to have a different background.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2017, 03:44:18 pm by Denzel Crocker »

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2017, 04:32:28 pm »
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I'm not a troublemaker >:(((

I actually am I just don't like being insulted
lol I'm trash

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2017, 04:33:09 pm »
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Burn the thread

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2017, 04:33:49 pm »
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WHERE AM I

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2017, 04:35:41 pm »
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WHERE AM I
You were burned first

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2017, 04:38:50 pm »
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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2017, 04:53:20 pm »
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read the first line and immediately stopped there

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2017, 06:38:30 pm »
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read the first line and immediately stopped there

Heroes and villains both thrive on violence, but we're still categorized. "You're good." "You're evil." That's how it is!! Symbol of peace? Hah!! In the end you're just a tool for violence

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2017, 07:28:46 pm »
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I never married tyler.

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2017, 10:16:34 pm »
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son of a bitch

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2017, 10:21:19 pm »
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http://war3evo.info/forums/index.php/topic,24644.0.html

The call and lust of power is not easily avoided.

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2017, 10:18:54 am »
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Im married to nymph. This thread ain't right

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NOW BURN THE THREAD
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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2017, 11:10:35 am »
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Ahem...

Where is the part about Brand, Mr. Skeltal, and me?

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2017, 01:02:41 pm »
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This thread ain't right

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2017, 03:10:04 pm »
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CTRL+F

*searches for "maximus"*

No results found

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2017, 03:46:20 pm »
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Heroes and villains both thrive on violence, but we're still categorized. "You're good." "You're evil." That's how it is!! Symbol of peace? Hah!! In the end you're just a tool for violence

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2017, 03:47:14 pm »
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Im married to Mystic. This thread ain't right

 [153] [153] [153]
NOW BURN THE THREAD
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Heroes and villains both thrive on violence, but we're still categorized. "You're good." "You're evil." That's how it is!! Symbol of peace? Hah!! In the end you're just a tool for violence

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2017, 09:29:18 pm »
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"Servitz, met Milk" Who dafuq is Milk?

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2017, 11:13:40 pm »
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Ahem...

Where is the part about Brand, Mr. Skeltal, and me?

Exactly

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2017, 11:16:58 pm »
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I was reading to try to understand all of this, but now I'm just more confused.
We need a updated family tree asap, Jerry get over here and save us!
« Last Edit: September 12, 2017, 11:19:57 pm by Spoon »

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2017, 11:13:24 am »
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Jerry get over here and save us!

there is no saving it

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2017, 03:00:25 pm »
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Heroes and villains both thrive on violence, but we're still categorized. "You're good." "You're evil." That's how it is!! Symbol of peace? Hah!! In the end you're just a tool for violence

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2017, 03:13:16 pm »
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Jerry get over here and save us!

there is no saving it

Quickly! We need to burn the evidence!
 


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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2017, 07:34:14 pm »
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i get ttl and tio mixed up more often than i should

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2017, 08:42:27 pm »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
#PlantLivesMatter



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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2017, 10:23:31 pm »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah
http://war3evo.info/forums/index.php/topic,24644.0.html

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2017, 08:29:49 am »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah


This is the Line of Importance. -> EVERYONE BUT PLANT -> Trash -> Filth -> CSGO -> Steam -> Micro-transactions -> TF2 Cheaters -> STEAM TAX -> Plant

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2017, 06:44:31 pm »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah


This is the Line of Importance. -> EVERYONE BUT PLANT -> Trash -> Filth -> CSGO -> Steam -> Micro-transactions -> TF2 Cheaters -> STEAM TAX -> Plant


DAG im getting bullied
#PlantLivesMatter



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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2017, 07:56:53 pm »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah


This is the Line of Importance. -> EVERYONE BUT PLANT -> Trash -> Filth -> CSGO -> Steam -> Micro-transactions -> TF2 Cheaters -> STEAM TAX -> Plant


DAG im getting bullied

You might need this:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/stop-bullying/index.html

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2017, 08:08:30 pm »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah

XD STOP BULLYING SPEAK UP
This is the Line of Importance. -> EVERYONE BUT PLANT -> Trash -> Filth -> CSGO -> Steam -> Micro-transactions -> TF2 Cheaters -> STEAM TAX -> Plant


DAG im getting bullied

You might need this:
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/stop-bullying/index.html
#PlantLivesMatter



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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2017, 08:12:20 pm »
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Jerry get over here and save us!

there is no saving it

Quickly! We need to burn the evidence!
 




no saving
life rough war3evo family tree btw I was on the sever before most of u joined 4 years ago xD took long break


I'M WOLFIES WOLF 8) DEAL WITH IT

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Re: how our war3evo family came to be
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2017, 12:35:27 am »
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Where is me. I am the most important person here
Hah


This is the Line of Importance. -> EVERYONE BUT PLANT -> Trash -> Filth -> CSGO -> Steam -> Micro-transactions -> TF2 Cheaters -> STEAM TAX -> Plant


DAG im getting bullied
you're not getting bullied
you're getting what you deserved ten years ago
What the heck should I be putting in my Signature box?